Hi, I'm Michael and I'm going bankrupt!
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DOUBLE TIME.....(Look at the Song below)

At first I was called a woman, and I was a man. I was dangling in the middle of being a woman and a man.
People think that I'm a woman because I look like my sister, but actually I should of been her.
And I have tassels... on my shoulders. And my hair is so frizzy as you can see it is right now. Because I molest myself and I molest the children. I molest them everyday, and I love Pablo. Lupaca is so great. Yes I molest her... every single day.
And it's so sad and my hair was engulfed and it was horrifying. And I was bald for a few days... maybe a week or two.
Then Dr. Sherry came and saved my whole life. And she talked to me, and she gave me therapy. And she diagnosed me with Dangling Tassels. AHHHHHHHHHHHH! YAAA! I'm a smoooooothe criminal!
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(Jess)Michael is the best-looking woman I've ever seen.

(Autumn)Thank you sooooo much Michael for asking!

  A Inner Michael Question and Response:
Dear Inner Michael,

What's your problem? Why don't you just give up on the music? You had your good run, it's time to retire. Nobody listens to your type of music anymore.

Sincerely,
Weaksid

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Dear Weaksid,

HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING! I'm in the hospital wirtting this because you made me have a serious double-time breakdown when I read it. My music is the greatest, ask anyone. Well only the children I sponser. I can't beleive you!

Thanks,
Inner Michael (who just had a breakdown)

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